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[bad_habit]

[Someone may have just realised there's gonna be an awful lot of roughing it involved for the next few weeks...]

CAMP!?

R U FUCKIN SRS!!!!!!!!!!!


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i have never camped a day in my fuckin afterlife, OR life!

... what the fuck do you even do?!
what do you need!???
this is sum BULLSHIT
i never signed up for fuckin
CAMPIN

[He is a softboy who has no idea what do, and apparently only has 4 days to learn? pls send help, or a shopping list.]

Comments

[bad_habit]

this sounds like an awful lot of shit to lug around
people just keep addin more and more crap

we have an elevator where i'm from
we don't need an epic adventure
to go to the different places of my world
just a bus pass
or whatever
[And truthfully they might depending on the Ring. He hasn't been to them so he has no idea…]

but ya can still carry stuff right?
might work in your favour

[prevail]

They may reason that it isn't a challenge unless it's troublesome. Where I'm from, we have neither elevator nor bus pass, whatever those are.

[ In fact, he just invented the box fan a couple summers ago. Imagine the medieval-adjacent fantasy. ]

I'm stronger than my appearance suggests to others, so it seems I should. If I can carry supplies others may need, they may struggle less.

[bad_habit]

really? you ain't got busses?
that's kinda a good thing
they kinda blow

[But they are pretty convenient. He can't even imagine, technology changes in Hell as the sinners come. So its pretty on par with modern earth, but in slightly less... Helpful ways. To put it nicely.]

oh yeah?

[prevail]

Most often we walk or fly. Some have gearcycles, but they are an acquired taste.

[ Personally, he finds them too noisy. ]

Under normal conditions, I could also alter my form as well, but it sounds as though that can't be relied on once inside the labyrinth.

[ A beat. ]

I will ensure there is ample coffee.

[bad_habit]

ya ain't got busses but you can fly?

whatda mean ya can alter ya form?

that seems to be a thing around this joint, people really like their coffee here

[prevail]

Airships are common in my world. I also have wings.

[ Privately, he's pleased to hear people enjoy coffee here.

He's only a little obsessed with it. A smidgen. ]

I prefer remaining as I am, but I can for instance become much larger.

[bad_habit]

[The coffee in hell is awful, so he hasn't really explored it here. When he does though he's probably going to lose his shit. It's SO MUCH BETTER.]

oh yeah? it's not super uncommon in my world to have either really
guess we ain't that different
in some ways

huh
that'd be pretty fuckin useful

[prevail]

[ Let Sandalphon redeem coffee he's only been fixated on it for millennia now. He grows it, he roasts it, he mills it himself.

Tell him hell's coffee is garbage and he'll insist. ]

I imagine our realms must have many commonalities, were we to compare. Perhaps after this mission is over, there will be time.

The last time I did so, some reckless fools rammed me with an airship. I did deserve it, though.

[bad_habit]

[If he smells coffee like that don't worry he'll find you. My god that sounds godly.]

here's to hopin
maybe that is part of why we're here

OH SHIT
really??

[prevail]

[ He's so normal about coffee, his really is excellent stuff. Angel seeking it out it nets bonus points.

Clearly a man of culture. ]

It could well be. There must be some criteria for our selection.

Really. I was a threat at the time, so it was to be expected.