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[bad_habit]

[Someone may have just realised there's gonna be an awful lot of roughing it involved for the next few weeks...]

CAMP!?

R U FUCKIN SRS!!!!!!!!!!!


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i have never camped a day in my fuckin afterlife, OR life!

... what the fuck do you even do?!
what do you need!???
this is sum BULLSHIT
i never signed up for fuckin
CAMPIN

[He is a softboy who has no idea what do, and apparently only has 4 days to learn? pls send help, or a shopping list.]

Comments

[accelerate]

You'll be the first one I call.
I'm skinny like a beanpole and wear Converse shoes.
You'll probably miss me since I'm very ordinary.

[bad_habit]

even when i was a little more 'ordinary'
i was anything but

so you ain't the campin sort either then?
you ever done it??

[accelerate]

A very long time ago when I was a kid.
I haven't had time now.
Capitalism.
And sometimes allergies, but mostly due to capitalism.

[bad_habit]

ya my family wasn't really that kinda people
i remember that much

good luck with that man
all these fuckin' weird plants and shit
who knows what's in there

[accelerate]

If I end up growing a thorn out of my side or a second flower-shaped head, I'll let you know.
I feel like that would happen to be, in all honesty.

The details of this mission have left me a little… uncertain about a lot of things here.