un: romano | text

[badlydisarmed]

I have one question and one important announcement.

The question:

Do you pull the lever?

As for the announcement, the hospital now has a wing to treat magical maladies. Witch doctors and the like are welcome to come check it out. People with magical maladies also welcome to come get treated, I don't know how any of this shit works.

Comments

[badlydisarmed]

Wow, now you're leveling my height against me? Low blow.

Although, to be fair, I guess it wouldn't land if you aimed higher.

[odinpusrex]

Indeed, when bereft an alternative, one cannot name it low.

Tell me, does it worry you that I regard you with distrust?

cw: ableism. my man's problematic at himself.

[badlydisarmed]

Honestly? Not at all. Sure, you could squish me like a big, probably, but you're too hung up on the honor of it all. I'm just a little guy, and a cripple at that. You're never going to ACTUALLY hurt me, it's beneath you.

Pun unintended but very funny.

Oh Romano, problematic king

[odinpusrex]

Such unearned confidence. Believe what you wish.

[badlydisarmed]

I always do 💅

[odinpusrex]

[Barnabas stares at that emoji...and then decides not to respond.]