un: romano | text

[badlydisarmed]

I have one question and one important announcement.

The question:

Do you pull the lever?

As for the announcement, the hospital now has a wing to treat magical maladies. Witch doctors and the like are welcome to come check it out. People with magical maladies also welcome to come get treated, I don't know how any of this shit works.

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un: JossSweden | text

[odinpusrex]

[Honestly, should he even respond to this? Rewarding such attention seeking behavior is not wise. However, he has an interest in the latter half of the message, so maybe he will simply ignore that ridiculous "question".]

Aught specific inspire this addition?

[badlydisarmed]

Been thinking a lot about what I'd be willing to sacrifice to get that stupid thing to go a little faster.

[odinpusrex]

[Of course...]

One must ever be precious with what they will sacrifice for meaningless convenience. Though, that is not the focus of my inquiry.

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[oblige]

That is not his name.

[ Look, it's the pedantry dragon! Anyway— ]

What manner of "magical maladies" do you refer to?

[badlydisarmed]

Just thought it'd be useful. So many witch doctors, no place to do witchery medicine on.

Text; un: Wolfman

[will_chase_balls]

I'd say that deliberately running over someone with a trolly for convenience is wrong, so no, I wouldn't pull the lever. I know this thing isn't as fast as a broomstick and they definitely need to put more lightning runes on the tracks to make it run better, but it's faster than walking, at least. And it's more time for us to talk to each other and make new friends!

Also, look! I'm learning to use this device better since the last time I messaged you and I figured out I can change my user name! I've also discovered something called the 'shift' key, which has been very handy.

[badlydisarmed]

It's the name he chooses to go by. I'm very respectful of such things, the last mission taught me about deadnames. Against my will, but still.

And I have no idea, the machines come with manuals in various languages and I can't ready any of it. The bots seem to know, though. Why? Got a magic disease you want treated?

[odinpusrex]

Believe you they would not request a facility should they require one?

[badlydisarmed]

Congratulations, you're doing so much better already.

There was a woman giving out plush toys at the hospital, you'd probably like one.

[badlydisarmed]

I don't concern myself much with what people might or might not do. I had the points, I wanted it, I got it.

[oblige]

No, it is not. I suspect he simply has not bothered to correct a user name assigned to him, as was done to others not long ago.

There is a curse that afflicts people of my world that we can do naught for, so I couldn't help but wonder.

[badlydisarmed]

The slow poisoning that causes body parts to turn to stone?

[odinpusrex]

Doubtlessly they will feel indebted to such generosity.

[oblige]

I see you've already heard of it.

[badlydisarmed]

Are you gonna be cranky and suspicious about me having done a nice thing? Is that what this is? I did invite people to run you over with a trolley, does that not even it out?

[badlydisarmed]

Yeah. I'm pretty sure we can treat it, but since it's tied to magic use, I doubt we can cure it. We can slow it down, for sure, maybe even get it to recede altogether for a bit.

[odinpusrex]

That is an unrelated distraction.

[badlydisarmed]

It's connected. It's all in the same post right there.

[oblige]

That is far more than I would have expected in this world or any other. Does it require any resources you do not already have at present?

[odinpusrex]

Your feigned ignorance ill-becomes you. I am disinterested in prying the truth from your perfidious mouth, when time itself will speak for you.

[badlydisarmed]

I don't think so, but I haven't tested it.

[badlydisarmed]

Does it take effort to type like that? Do you ever worry? Like, what if you misspelled perfidious? Worse, what if you misused it? Do you keep a pocket dictionary on you at all times?

[odinpusrex]

Is the command of language difficult for you? I should think one who claims himself a physicker above such trivialities.

[badlydisarmed]

I have never called myself that word. It sounds like an insult, and not one of the fun ones, like bastard.

text 🏹un: Mistress_Vex

[usedhuntersmark]

Who is this Joss Sweden? Did he kill your puppy?

As for magical healing, I suppose I should check out your hospital. I could help a bit.