un: romano | text

[badlydisarmed]

I have one question and one important announcement.

The question:

Do you pull the lever?

As for the announcement, the hospital now has a wing to treat magical maladies. Witch doctors and the like are welcome to come check it out. People with magical maladies also welcome to come get treated, I don't know how any of this shit works.

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un: JossSweden | text

[odinpusrex]

[Honestly, should he even respond to this? Rewarding such attention seeking behavior is not wise. However, he has an interest in the latter half of the message, so maybe he will simply ignore that ridiculous "question".]

Aught specific inspire this addition?

[badlydisarmed]

Been thinking a lot about what I'd be willing to sacrifice to get that stupid thing to go a little faster.

[odinpusrex]

[Of course...]

One must ever be precious with what they will sacrifice for meaningless convenience. Though, that is not the focus of my inquiry.

[badlydisarmed]

Just thought it'd be useful. So many witch doctors, no place to do witchery medicine on.

[odinpusrex]

Believe you they would not request a facility should they require one?

[badlydisarmed]

I don't concern myself much with what people might or might not do. I had the points, I wanted it, I got it.

[odinpusrex]

Doubtlessly they will feel indebted to such generosity.

[badlydisarmed]

Are you gonna be cranky and suspicious about me having done a nice thing? Is that what this is? I did invite people to run you over with a trolley, does that not even it out?

[odinpusrex]

That is an unrelated distraction.

[badlydisarmed]

It's connected. It's all in the same post right there.

[odinpusrex]

Your feigned ignorance ill-becomes you. I am disinterested in prying the truth from your perfidious mouth, when time itself will speak for you.

[badlydisarmed]

Does it take effort to type like that? Do you ever worry? Like, what if you misspelled perfidious? Worse, what if you misused it? Do you keep a pocket dictionary on you at all times?

[odinpusrex]

Is the command of language difficult for you? I should think one who claims himself a physicker above such trivialities.

[badlydisarmed]

I have never called myself that word. It sounds like an insult, and not one of the fun ones, like bastard.

[odinpusrex]

It is.

[An insult, he means. Whether it is fun or not is up to other people. He doesn't find most things fun...]

[badlydisarmed]

Wow, I can't believe you'd insult me after I've been so nice to you.

[odinpusrex]

I would sooner name this vying for my attention.

[badlydisarmed]

You got me, all I want is to pull at your piggy tails.

[odinpusrex]

A path paved with the promise of humiliation is not one you should tread.

[badlydisarmed]

Unless one is into humiliation. Don't kinkshame.

[odinpusrex]

[...Kink...shame...?]

You are below such consideration.

[badlydisarmed]

Wow, now you're leveling my height against me? Low blow.

Although, to be fair, I guess it wouldn't land if you aimed higher.

[odinpusrex]

Indeed, when bereft an alternative, one cannot name it low.

Tell me, does it worry you that I regard you with distrust?

cw: ableism. my man's problematic at himself.

[badlydisarmed]

Honestly? Not at all. Sure, you could squish me like a big, probably, but you're too hung up on the honor of it all. I'm just a little guy, and a cripple at that. You're never going to ACTUALLY hurt me, it's beneath you.

Pun unintended but very funny.

Oh Romano, problematic king

[odinpusrex]

Such unearned confidence. Believe what you wish.