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[badlydisarmed]

I have one question and one important announcement.

The question:

Do you pull the lever?

As for the announcement, the hospital now has a wing to treat magical maladies. Witch doctors and the like are welcome to come check it out. People with magical maladies also welcome to come get treated, I don't know how any of this shit works.

Comments

[badlydisarmed]

Just thought it'd be useful. So many witch doctors, no place to do witchery medicine on.

[odinpusrex]

Believe you they would not request a facility should they require one?

[badlydisarmed]

I don't concern myself much with what people might or might not do. I had the points, I wanted it, I got it.

[odinpusrex]

Doubtlessly they will feel indebted to such generosity.

[badlydisarmed]

Are you gonna be cranky and suspicious about me having done a nice thing? Is that what this is? I did invite people to run you over with a trolley, does that not even it out?

[odinpusrex]

That is an unrelated distraction.

[badlydisarmed]

It's connected. It's all in the same post right there.

[odinpusrex]

Your feigned ignorance ill-becomes you. I am disinterested in prying the truth from your perfidious mouth, when time itself will speak for you.

[badlydisarmed]

Does it take effort to type like that? Do you ever worry? Like, what if you misspelled perfidious? Worse, what if you misused it? Do you keep a pocket dictionary on you at all times?

[odinpusrex]

Is the command of language difficult for you? I should think one who claims himself a physicker above such trivialities.

[badlydisarmed]

I have never called myself that word. It sounds like an insult, and not one of the fun ones, like bastard.

[odinpusrex]

It is.

[An insult, he means. Whether it is fun or not is up to other people. He doesn't find most things fun...]

[badlydisarmed]

Wow, I can't believe you'd insult me after I've been so nice to you.

[odinpusrex]

I would sooner name this vying for my attention.

[badlydisarmed]

You got me, all I want is to pull at your piggy tails.

[odinpusrex]

A path paved with the promise of humiliation is not one you should tread.

[badlydisarmed]

Unless one is into humiliation. Don't kinkshame.

[odinpusrex]

[...Kink...shame...?]

You are below such consideration.

[badlydisarmed]

Wow, now you're leveling my height against me? Low blow.

Although, to be fair, I guess it wouldn't land if you aimed higher.

[odinpusrex]

Indeed, when bereft an alternative, one cannot name it low.

Tell me, does it worry you that I regard you with distrust?

cw: ableism. my man's problematic at himself.

[badlydisarmed]

Honestly? Not at all. Sure, you could squish me like a big, probably, but you're too hung up on the honor of it all. I'm just a little guy, and a cripple at that. You're never going to ACTUALLY hurt me, it's beneath you.

Pun unintended but very funny.

Oh Romano, problematic king

[odinpusrex]

Such unearned confidence. Believe what you wish.

[badlydisarmed]

I always do 💅

[odinpusrex]

[Barnabas stares at that emoji...and then decides not to respond.]