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[badlydisarmed]

I have one question and one important announcement.

The question:

Do you pull the lever?

As for the announcement, the hospital now has a wing to treat magical maladies. Witch doctors and the like are welcome to come check it out. People with magical maladies also welcome to come get treated, I don't know how any of this shit works.

Comments

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Nah, I'm solving the problem by presenting a third option: IE I jump in front of the trolley, dig my heels in, and stop the thing from hitting anybody, Swedens or Mannequins or otherwise!

(if you ever feel like going the olde-timey route, we have enough people from different universes and time periods here that I'm sure we could find you some mustache wax)

and goofs aside, we have enough magic people here that you could probably crowdsource some help with translation!

[badlydisarmed]

But I want the trolley to go faster! It running him over is a bonus.

I announced it so interested magic healers can drop in and do what they want. If no shows, I'll figure it out myself.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

See, now I'm just curious about your beef with this Joss Sweden guy. Is he representing the entire country of Sweden? Was there an international incident?

I hope you get some volunteers! There's gotta be someone who can help out.

[badlydisarmed]

We're actually very good friends and he loves the running joke.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Oh, it's a goof! That's awesome, I love a good goof between friends!

[badlydisarmed]

He's having a great time, he's just very serious and stoic about it.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

if anything, that makes him more fun to goof on!

[badlydisarmed]

Absolutely.

I'd invite you to goof on him, but that would probably go poorly for both of us.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

I'd never goof on someone I haven't met before! That's unsportsmanlike!