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[badlydisarmed]

I have one question and one important announcement.

The question:

Do you pull the lever?

As for the announcement, the hospital now has a wing to treat magical maladies. Witch doctors and the like are welcome to come check it out. People with magical maladies also welcome to come get treated, I don't know how any of this shit works.

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[badlydisarmed]

I'm blaming the universal translator for all of you having vocabulary from nine hundred years ago.

[oblige]

I would consider the difference of worlds.

[ Will the English accent make this better or worse? Stay tuned. ]

[badlydisarmed]

Sure, alright. Why wouldn't different worlds have old English?

[oblige]

For my world, it is contemporary Valisthean.

[badlydisarmed]

I almost want to ask what the etymology for the word "contemporary" is, but I suspect that'd just give us both a headache.

[oblige]

Were Master Harpocrates here, he could give a far more satisfying answer than I. Alas, he is not in Etraya.

[badlydisarmed]

[ "Harpocrates" Fuck, that's what he gets for bringing it up. ]

Alas! Master Harpocrates could've brought so much clarity for all of us.

[oblige]

Indeed he would have, as learned as he is.

[ He thinks the world of his erstwhile tutor. ]