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[badlydisarmed]

I have one question and one important announcement.

The question:

Do you pull the lever?

As for the announcement, the hospital now has a wing to treat magical maladies. Witch doctors and the like are welcome to come check it out. People with magical maladies also welcome to come get treated, I don't know how any of this shit works.

Comments

[badlydisarmed]

For something specific or just for being a warlord?

[kryptonix]

He destroyed my timeline.

But on principle, I think warlords should be destroyed.

[badlydisarmed]

You know what? I agree, warlords should be destroyed, even more so the timeline-destroying ones.

[kryptonix]

It's a hard one to disagree with.

[badlydisarmed]

Happy hunting. Sorry about your timeline and to a lesser extent, about the weird interactions you'll likely have with other Supermen.

[kryptonix]

They're all the same everywhere, except for me.

I'll be fine.

[badlydisarmed]

I don't see how that could be true, but that must be my inferior human biology.

[kryptonix]

Being human does seem to suck. A lot.

But what I mean they're all the same in personality. They seem more like clones than me.

[badlydisarmed]

Big boy scouts, kind of nerdy?

[kryptonix]

That's the one.

[badlydisarmed]

I figure if you're super powerful and practically invulnerable, you have to be a dork so people aren't terrified of you.

[kryptonix]

I think that's just his personality.

[badlydisarmed]

But it's learned. If it were his nature you'd be a nerd too.

[kryptonix]

I'm just glad I dodged that bullet.

[badlydisarmed]

Do you have x-ray vision?

[kryptonix]

Yeah? I have all the powers. And then some.

[badlydisarmed]

Would you be willing to be contacted to save me x-rays whenever I get someone who might need them? I doubt it'd happen often.

[kryptonix]

[ that's an unusual request. but a thoughtful one. he has no reason to refuse. ]

Sure. Just let me know when.

[badlydisarmed]

Great, I'll call you if I need you. Or just yell out your name, I assume you got super hearing too.

[kryptonix]

Yeah, that's fine too. I'll be able to hear you.

[badlydisarmed]

What's media like in worlds where superheroes are real? Do you have comic books about worlds without superheroes?

[kryptonix]

I don't know. They probably have that stuff in the past.

[badlydisarmed]

When are you from?

[kryptonix]

The 41st century.

[badlydisarmed]

Is the guy they cloned you from still alive in your time?