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Un: TerribleTinkerer | Text
Assuming the Fae of Auriel share the same aversion to iron as those of the Feywild from where I am from, I am offering to craft temporary weapons and tools from non-iron materials for anyone preparing for the mission. My trade lies in metalwork, with modest skill in wood and leather. Brass, bronze, bone, horn, or seasoned wood are all suitable.
Time before departure is limited, so I can only take a few commissions.
Separately, I am pursuing a personal project involving spell storage and glyphcraft. If anyone has experience in such work, I would appreciate a private exchange of ideas.
Time before departure is limited, so I can only take a few commissions.
Separately, I am pursuing a personal project involving spell storage and glyphcraft. If anyone has experience in such work, I would appreciate a private exchange of ideas.

Text: Username: LaFleurDeParis
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As you can tell, my request is not for weaponry.
[ 'Not weaponry' and 'not dangerous' are two different statements. Flesh is much gentler than stone. ]
I am more creative than you, but in this case, my need is mundane.
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However, there is one rather irritating complication. Anything I forge for you needs to be completely free of iron or iron alloys. Stone carving usually demands metals with far more backbone than what we have available here, so I will have to get… creative. Brass, bronze, and sure-treated composites can withstand the strain if appropriately shaped, although they will each behave slightly differently than a traditional chisel.
That is why I will need you to tell me precisely what your work requires. The stone you carve, the force you tend to use, the angles your hand favours. If I misjudge even slightly, your tool will wear down faster than your patience, and I would prefer to avoid disappointing both of us.
Consider it a puzzle. You bring the knowledge of the stone, and I will bring the metallurgy, limited to everything except what would make this simplest.
And before you worry, I might complain, I actually enjoy this more than the weapon commissions. It is nice to be asked to make something that shapes the world rather than cuts it.
So please tell me what the stone demands, and I will see what can be built without a trace of iron.
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It would be better if you were to observe me at work. Come and watch. Feel my hand and arm as I sculpt. That is the best way to get a sense of what is needed: I do not conceptualize my process wholly in physics, and that is the knowledge that you need.
The sooner the better, as I need to practice with these tools. If I arrive and clearly know how to sculpt but not how to use the tools and metals our hosts use, it might break the ruse.
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If you’re carving now, I can come over immediately. I’ll keep out of your way, watch how you work, and try to make sense of it well enough to shape the materials we actually have.
Fair warning, though. When it comes to art, I’m primarily operating on observation and prayer. I know precision, not beauty. So if I look confused while you sculpt, it’s only because I’m trying to translate whatever magic you’re doing into something I can actually replicate.
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I will describe what I am doing, but my understanding of my process is relative, not absolute. So as you said: I have the knowledge of how the tools will be used, but not of the mathematics behind them. Most science is mathematics, is it not?
It is not magic. It is expertise.
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And as for expertise… careful with that word. Call yourself an expert around me and I’ll be tempted to start asking you insufferably detailed questions to see where the cracks appear. It is a noble title, but a dangerous one. People start expecting demonstrations.
Still, you know your craft, even if you do not describe it with the precision of a mathematician. That is fine. You show me what your hands know, and I will handle the rest.
I’ll see you shortly, expert.
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I am an expert. You can ask any questions you'd like. I know my work as thoroughly as you know yours.
You would not be the first scientist I walked away from once they annoyed me.