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[querulus]

what's up girls gays and theys. before we head out on the most epic of fetch quests allow me to remind/inform you that your friendly neighborhood omega level telepath is available as a non-echo/aurora/whomstever the fuck monitored means of communication around these parts. those of you who may know sophie? i'm basically her but better in every way.

now. i know what you're thinking. no seriously i do. "who the hell is this guy and why should i trust him with my precious private brain thoughts? those are for me and my diary ONLY!!" valid question. allow me to supply my resume.
- avenger
- x-men 
- x-force
- last omega level mutant standing in this dump
in summary: big damn hero and op as fuck.

services i can provide:
- telepathic comms (obvi)
- remote monitoring of team member locations and statuses
- scanning for all thinking life-forms within a given radius 
- emergency contact for reinforcements/next of kin

pretty good deal, right? you bet your ass it is. okay okay, but where's the catch? what about rules? caveats? are there rules and are they reasonable? yes and yes.

my rules:
1. nobody whose name starts with "v". i'm biased and no i will not share why.
2. don't send me your spam. this is a professional line NOT a candy gram service.
3. i reserve the right to deny services for anyone whose brain stinks excessively. some of y'all are nasty.

okay peace out, hmu, like and subscribe 

- Quentin Quire 

ALSO if you're that little raccoon twerp who keeps popping up on the network to talk shit about how much you hate telepaths, DNI

Comments

@stendhal

[maellum]

"But better" is where I stopped reading.

[querulus]

oh my god this again? okay fine pretend that sentence isn't there, i give up

[maellum]

See, Sophie would be more determined.

[querulus]

the word you're looking for is "obstinate"

[maellum]

I'm not rude.

[querulus]

you literally just replied to my post to tell me you didn't read it? last time i checked that's pretty fuckin rude

[maellum]

I like Sophie.

[querulus]

yeah and i said you could ignore the part where i said i was better. what's your point

[maellum]

It's okay, I have a summary now.

[querulus]

yeah i saw

whatever i don't care. i'm only out here offering humanitarian services for the good of all. i ain't forcing anybody to take me up on it

@magik

[lingeringshadow]

He knows it isn't true. He's just upset that there are a billion mutant psychics.

[maellum]

Compensating, then?

[lingeringshadow]

Shh, be gentle. He's sensitive.

[maellum]

He writes a lot. Could have summarized it.

[lingeringshadow]

Don't worry, I have experience. I'll do it for him.

"My name is Quentin and I'm a very important mutant. Here's my padded resume, including a questionable stint on the Avengers, which I shouldn't have even included because they're kind of lame.

I want to help people on this next mission but I can't let anyone know how much I care, so I'm going to be as grating as possible about it and hope no one notices. Please think I'm cool."

Anyway, he really is a vital part of my team back home. The bravado is a facade. I've trusted him with my life before, and I will again.

[maellum]

That's much better. I'm sure he's... fine. Just maybe don't trust him to be concise.

[lingeringshadow]

Don't trust his fashion sense, either.

[maellum]

No one helps him?

[lingeringshadow]

Trust me, he's beyond help.

[maellum]

Oof.

[querulus]

a bit lacking in style and flair but i'll accept it. you're back on the reference list.

[That's a "thank you".]

[lingeringshadow]

You're welcome. Nerd.