un: kidomega | text

[querulus]

what's up girls gays and theys. before we head out on the most epic of fetch quests allow me to remind/inform you that your friendly neighborhood omega level telepath is available as a non-echo/aurora/whomstever the fuck monitored means of communication around these parts. those of you who may know sophie? i'm basically her but better in every way.

now. i know what you're thinking. no seriously i do. "who the hell is this guy and why should i trust him with my precious private brain thoughts? those are for me and my diary ONLY!!" valid question. allow me to supply my resume.
- avenger
- x-men 
- x-force
- last omega level mutant standing in this dump
in summary: big damn hero and op as fuck.

services i can provide:
- telepathic comms (obvi)
- remote monitoring of team member locations and statuses
- scanning for all thinking life-forms within a given radius 
- emergency contact for reinforcements/next of kin

pretty good deal, right? you bet your ass it is. okay okay, but where's the catch? what about rules? caveats? are there rules and are they reasonable? yes and yes.

my rules:
1. nobody whose name starts with "v". i'm biased and no i will not share why.
2. don't send me your spam. this is a professional line NOT a candy gram service.
3. i reserve the right to deny services for anyone whose brain stinks excessively. some of y'all are nasty.

okay peace out, hmu, like and subscribe 

- Quentin Quire 

ALSO if you're that little raccoon twerp who keeps popping up on the network to talk shit about how much you hate telepaths, DNI

Comments

@justsophie

[sophielicious]

you wish???

@magik

[lingeringshadow]

I've been told repeatedly that my brain "stinks", and yet you can't seem to stay away.

For the curious: Quentin is terrible at advertising himself. He isn't this obnoxious on missions. Mostly.

@HELLION

[vexant]

Magik is bullshitting, he is even more obnoxious on the field.

@justsophie

[sophielicious]

both magik and hellion are bullshitting. he's actually very calm, super shy and never talks at all.

@magik

[lingeringshadow]

You need to make sure he has a small but healthy level of fear when he talks to you, that's all.

[querulus]

no comments from the peanut gallery please, this is a professional post

@stendhal

[maellum]

"But better" is where I stopped reading.

[vexant]

I'm not a hot chick so that doesn't work for me but thanks for the advice anyway

[sophielicious]

ok when we need to paint van gogh on a rice grain level of intricate shit within a brain im sure the bulldozer is gonna do a great job

[querulus]

your brain stinks but in like a homey way. like the bar from cheers.

also i accept your endorsement thank you

[lingeringshadow]

Julian, are you complimenting me? Careful, I might blush.

Besides, I don't think you need to be a "chick" for Quentin to find you hot.

[querulus]

please make note hellion is not an approved reference

[vexant]

Didn't say I needed to be a chick for him to find me hot, just that getting him to be less obnoxious needs both

You don't blush

[lingeringshadow]

I take it back.

[querulus]

oh my god this again? okay fine pretend that sentence isn't there, i give up

un: ScielCandide | text

[cache_coeur]

A lot of things make more sense now, @ justsophie.

[querulus]

what??? why

[querulus]

???????

[querulus]

okay but are you better at any of the shit i mentioned? go ahead i'll wait

[sophielicious]

fight me

[vexant]

Zero stars on Yelp

text; un: shades

[laserguy]

[Scott didn't understand like any of those acronyms.]

maybe you should've started with 'makes pretty good pancakes.'

[vexant]

Want me to take him?
I can take him

[querulus]

have you ever considered being NICE? hm? not punching people to make friends? maybe try it sometime

[sophielicious]

babe i think you jumping in is not gonna prove my telepathy status

love you though great job