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[querulus]

what's up girls gays and theys. before we head out on the most epic of fetch quests allow me to remind/inform you that your friendly neighborhood omega level telepath is available as a non-echo/aurora/whomstever the fuck monitored means of communication around these parts. those of you who may know sophie? i'm basically her but better in every way.

now. i know what you're thinking. no seriously i do. "who the hell is this guy and why should i trust him with my precious private brain thoughts? those are for me and my diary ONLY!!" valid question. allow me to supply my resume.
- avenger
- x-men 
- x-force
- last omega level mutant standing in this dump
in summary: big damn hero and op as fuck.

services i can provide:
- telepathic comms (obvi)
- remote monitoring of team member locations and statuses
- scanning for all thinking life-forms within a given radius 
- emergency contact for reinforcements/next of kin

pretty good deal, right? you bet your ass it is. okay okay, but where's the catch? what about rules? caveats? are there rules and are they reasonable? yes and yes.

my rules:
1. nobody whose name starts with "v". i'm biased and no i will not share why.
2. don't send me your spam. this is a professional line NOT a candy gram service.
3. i reserve the right to deny services for anyone whose brain stinks excessively. some of y'all are nasty.

okay peace out, hmu, like and subscribe 

- Quentin Quire 

ALSO if you're that little raccoon twerp who keeps popping up on the network to talk shit about how much you hate telepaths, DNI

Comments

@magik

[lingeringshadow]

You need to make sure he has a small but healthy level of fear when he talks to you, that's all.

[vexant]

I'm not a hot chick so that doesn't work for me but thanks for the advice anyway

[lingeringshadow]

Julian, are you complimenting me? Careful, I might blush.

Besides, I don't think you need to be a "chick" for Quentin to find you hot.

[vexant]

Didn't say I needed to be a chick for him to find me hot, just that getting him to be less obnoxious needs both

You don't blush

[querulus]

have you ever considered being NICE? hm? not punching people to make friends? maybe try it sometime

[vexant]

So Illyana gets away with fear and I have to be nice?

[querulus]

that IS nice for illyana

[lingeringshadow]

Who says I don't blush?

And don't listen to him. I think he likes the punching.

[vexant]

I know he does

[lingeringshadow]

Is Sophie okay with you flirting with other people?

[vexant]

I know you're smarter than that

[lingeringshadow]

What are you talking about? You two are arguing over custody now.

[vexant]

They're not even my kids

[sophielicious]

im devastated breaking up at once

[vexant]

I'm keeping the house

[sophielicious]

the fuck you are

ok back together but just for the kids i wanna make that clear

[lingeringshadow]

You deserve better.

[querulus]

NOBODY IS FLIRTING WITH ANYONE

[vexant]

If you're blind, sure

[lingeringshadow]

Ohhh, so defensive.

[querulus]

whose side are you on??

[lingeringshadow]

I support and protect all mutants.

[laserguy]

all of you need to get a room.

that's across the mansion from mine.

[lingeringshadow]

You'd miss me too much.

[laserguy]

says number 3

[He does not elaborate. Yet.]