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[querulus]

what's up girls gays and theys. before we head out on the most epic of fetch quests allow me to remind/inform you that your friendly neighborhood omega level telepath is available as a non-echo/aurora/whomstever the fuck monitored means of communication around these parts. those of you who may know sophie? i'm basically her but better in every way.

now. i know what you're thinking. no seriously i do. "who the hell is this guy and why should i trust him with my precious private brain thoughts? those are for me and my diary ONLY!!" valid question. allow me to supply my resume.
- avenger
- x-men 
- x-force
- last omega level mutant standing in this dump
in summary: big damn hero and op as fuck.

services i can provide:
- telepathic comms (obvi)
- remote monitoring of team member locations and statuses
- scanning for all thinking life-forms within a given radius 
- emergency contact for reinforcements/next of kin

pretty good deal, right? you bet your ass it is. okay okay, but where's the catch? what about rules? caveats? are there rules and are they reasonable? yes and yes.

my rules:
1. nobody whose name starts with "v". i'm biased and no i will not share why.
2. don't send me your spam. this is a professional line NOT a candy gram service.
3. i reserve the right to deny services for anyone whose brain stinks excessively. some of y'all are nasty.

okay peace out, hmu, like and subscribe 

- Quentin Quire 

ALSO if you're that little raccoon twerp who keeps popping up on the network to talk shit about how much you hate telepaths, DNI

Comments

[vexant]

Never said I was going to punch you, did I?

[querulus]

okay fine tell me what you're gonna do and i'll tell you if i like it

[vexant]

Just because you're desperate for attention doesn't mean I am

[querulus]

says the guy threatening me because i mentioned a hot blond you knew

[vexant]

You know exactly what you're doing, asshole

[querulus]

yeah obviously dipshit

but you started it

[vexant]

And I'll finish it too

[querulus]

buddy are you sure you wanna introduce finishing anything into this conversation? you're giving me an awful lot of material to work with and i will not use it responsibly

[vexant]

Dig yourself into a deeper hole, I won't stop you

[querulus]

nah it's no fun now. explaining the joke always ruins it.






but if i WAS going to make the joke it would be something like "alright pal tell me all about how you're going to finish me, i want the details so i can prepare myself."

[vexant]

You're backpedaling
Good. Glad you decided not to be a complete jackass.

[querulus]

i am often not a complete jackass, not my fault if you bozos don't recognize it.

anyway i assume we are agreed that nobody is flirting, yes?

[vexant]

( he could be responsible. respectful, even. he could drop it. )

It's not my fault your girlfriend likes flirting with me more than she does you.

[querulus]

[Bitch.]

yeah? last time i checked there's only one person on this post flirting with ME and it sure ain't anybody who could be called my girlfriend

[vexant]

Wishful thinking isn't going to make it come true, you know
Maybe you should try asking nicely rather than acting like a prick

[querulus]

what???

do i have a girlfriend or "wishful thinking" about you flirting with me? make up your mind dude

[vexant]

You're a bastard with an emotional IQ in the negatives who keeps trying to play stupid for hell if I know what reason.
Is it because your girlfriend flirts with me more than she flirts with you? Are you jealous, Quire?
Or is it less just her and more that both of us aren't giving you as much attention as you really want?
Does Sophie know she's not the only one you're making eyes at?
Needy much?

private

[sophielicious]

love of my life
babe
dearest
darling

shut the fuck up.

[querulus]

[Well???? SHit?????]

oh for fucks sake

dude we are NOT having this conversation on the public goddamn network. you wanna talk, you put on your big boy pants and come fucking talk to me

[vexant]

Where are you?

@magik

[lingeringshadow]

Julian.

[vexant]

If he didn't want to get his ass kicked he shouldn't have opened his stupid mouth

[lingeringshadow]

Don't make me turn you into a cockroach. You can't kick his ass right before a mission.

[querulus]

oh right you can't sense people i forgot

[He did not, he's just pissy.]

my room obviously, idiot. where else would i be?

@magik

[lingeringshadow]

Quentin, shut up.