un: kidomega | text

[querulus]

what's up girls gays and theys. before we head out on the most epic of fetch quests allow me to remind/inform you that your friendly neighborhood omega level telepath is available as a non-echo/aurora/whomstever the fuck monitored means of communication around these parts. those of you who may know sophie? i'm basically her but better in every way.

now. i know what you're thinking. no seriously i do. "who the hell is this guy and why should i trust him with my precious private brain thoughts? those are for me and my diary ONLY!!" valid question. allow me to supply my resume.
- avenger
- x-men 
- x-force
- last omega level mutant standing in this dump
in summary: big damn hero and op as fuck.

services i can provide:
- telepathic comms (obvi)
- remote monitoring of team member locations and statuses
- scanning for all thinking life-forms within a given radius 
- emergency contact for reinforcements/next of kin

pretty good deal, right? you bet your ass it is. okay okay, but where's the catch? what about rules? caveats? are there rules and are they reasonable? yes and yes.

my rules:
1. nobody whose name starts with "v". i'm biased and no i will not share why.
2. don't send me your spam. this is a professional line NOT a candy gram service.
3. i reserve the right to deny services for anyone whose brain stinks excessively. some of y'all are nasty.

okay peace out, hmu, like and subscribe 

- Quentin Quire 

ALSO if you're that little raccoon twerp who keeps popping up on the network to talk shit about how much you hate telepaths, DNI

Comments

@justsophie

[sophielicious]

you wish???

[querulus]

no comments from the peanut gallery please, this is a professional post

[sophielicious]

ok when we need to paint van gogh on a rice grain level of intricate shit within a brain im sure the bulldozer is gonna do a great job

@magik

[lingeringshadow]

I've been told repeatedly that my brain "stinks", and yet you can't seem to stay away.

For the curious: Quentin is terrible at advertising himself. He isn't this obnoxious on missions. Mostly.

[querulus]

your brain stinks but in like a homey way. like the bar from cheers.

also i accept your endorsement thank you

[lingeringshadow]

I take it back.

@HELLION

[vexant]

Magik is bullshitting, he is even more obnoxious on the field.

@magik

[lingeringshadow]

You need to make sure he has a small but healthy level of fear when he talks to you, that's all.

[vexant]

I'm not a hot chick so that doesn't work for me but thanks for the advice anyway

[querulus]

please make note hellion is not an approved reference

[vexant]

Zero stars on Yelp

@justsophie

[sophielicious]

both magik and hellion are bullshitting. he's actually very calm, super shy and never talks at all.

@stendhal

[maellum]

"But better" is where I stopped reading.

[querulus]

oh my god this again? okay fine pretend that sentence isn't there, i give up

@magik

[lingeringshadow]

He knows it isn't true. He's just upset that there are a billion mutant psychics.

un: ScielCandide | text

[cache_coeur]

A lot of things make more sense now, @ justsophie.

[querulus]

???????

text; un: shades

[laserguy]

[Scott didn't understand like any of those acronyms.]

maybe you should've started with 'makes pretty good pancakes.'

[querulus]

you're on the references list too.

also my pancakes are amazing

text; un: cc

[bubblegumheart]

I already trust Sophie to go poking around in my super special private brain thoughts. Why should I trust you simply because you're telling us that we should?

[querulus]

i have more experience in field situations, which she does not. also she's like way nosier.

@oleander

[sacrificialpawn]

I'm sure that resume is impressive and all, but mind explaining what those words on it mean for those of us who aren't in the know?

[Not that he plans on letting anyone into his thoughts, but, y'know. He's curious.]

[querulus]

ugh fine okay

all x-things + avengers = superhero shit
omega level mutant = strongest mfer of that powerset

better?

[saychocobo]

» So how does it work? Cause at first you're like, supply me all your precious private brain thoughts, but then it's don't send me your spam? Those sound kinda far apart?

» First one sounds like you'll get everything and the second one - I dunno. If we can choose to not sound spam, then there's some kinda filter/choice/discretion thing?

[querulus]

okay well technically i have access to most everybody's precious private brain thoughts all the time but people get weird about that shit. you know blah blah the sanctity of the innerworkings of my mind etc. i choose not to listen because honestly most of you people's shit is really boring.

look here's the deal. if you think AT me i'll hear it. makes it stand out from all the noise that i tune out you know? all i ask is don't think at me your boring shit. capiche?