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[querulus]

what's up girls gays and theys. before we head out on the most epic of fetch quests allow me to remind/inform you that your friendly neighborhood omega level telepath is available as a non-echo/aurora/whomstever the fuck monitored means of communication around these parts. those of you who may know sophie? i'm basically her but better in every way.

now. i know what you're thinking. no seriously i do. "who the hell is this guy and why should i trust him with my precious private brain thoughts? those are for me and my diary ONLY!!" valid question. allow me to supply my resume.
- avenger
- x-men 
- x-force
- last omega level mutant standing in this dump
in summary: big damn hero and op as fuck.

services i can provide:
- telepathic comms (obvi)
- remote monitoring of team member locations and statuses
- scanning for all thinking life-forms within a given radius 
- emergency contact for reinforcements/next of kin

pretty good deal, right? you bet your ass it is. okay okay, but where's the catch? what about rules? caveats? are there rules and are they reasonable? yes and yes.

my rules:
1. nobody whose name starts with "v". i'm biased and no i will not share why.
2. don't send me your spam. this is a professional line NOT a candy gram service.
3. i reserve the right to deny services for anyone whose brain stinks excessively. some of y'all are nasty.

okay peace out, hmu, like and subscribe 

- Quentin Quire 

ALSO if you're that little raccoon twerp who keeps popping up on the network to talk shit about how much you hate telepaths, DNI

Comments

[lingeringshadow]

Is Sophie okay with you flirting with other people?

[vexant]

I know you're smarter than that

[lingeringshadow]

What are you talking about? You two are arguing over custody now.

[vexant]

They're not even my kids

[sophielicious]

when we married you werent like this

[vexant]

I was more naive then
Younger
Sentinels hadn't blown off my hands yet

[sophielicious]

oh right thats truly our golden years good point good point back when i was alive and all

so either therapy or just screaming a lot can fix it which do you prefer

[lingeringshadow]

Aren't they? I thought you claimed the leader role.

[vexant]

You know that's not the same
If it is I'll hand it over to you
You go father Sophie's collection of kids

[lingeringshadow]

I didn't even have a childhood. What am I supposed to do with them? Give them puppies?

[sophielicious]

im devastated breaking up at once

[vexant]

I'm keeping the house

[sophielicious]

the fuck you are

ok back together but just for the kids i wanna make that clear

[vexant]

Those are yours, not mine

[sophielicious]

wow thats how it is

[vexant]

I'm fine with kids, just not those ones

[lingeringshadow]

You deserve better.

[querulus]

NOBODY IS FLIRTING WITH ANYONE

[vexant]

If you're blind, sure

[querulus]

literally where?????

[vexant]

Ask your girlfriend

[lingeringshadow]

Ohhh, so defensive.

[querulus]

alright fine, julian is flirting with all of us the end

[vexant]

Just the hot blonds
Pink isn't my color

[querulus]

yes yes how could i forget
shame about foley huh