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[querulus]

what's up girls gays and theys. before we head out on the most epic of fetch quests allow me to remind/inform you that your friendly neighborhood omega level telepath is available as a non-echo/aurora/whomstever the fuck monitored means of communication around these parts. those of you who may know sophie? i'm basically her but better in every way.

now. i know what you're thinking. no seriously i do. "who the hell is this guy and why should i trust him with my precious private brain thoughts? those are for me and my diary ONLY!!" valid question. allow me to supply my resume.
- avenger
- x-men 
- x-force
- last omega level mutant standing in this dump
in summary: big damn hero and op as fuck.

services i can provide:
- telepathic comms (obvi)
- remote monitoring of team member locations and statuses
- scanning for all thinking life-forms within a given radius 
- emergency contact for reinforcements/next of kin

pretty good deal, right? you bet your ass it is. okay okay, but where's the catch? what about rules? caveats? are there rules and are they reasonable? yes and yes.

my rules:
1. nobody whose name starts with "v". i'm biased and no i will not share why.
2. don't send me your spam. this is a professional line NOT a candy gram service.
3. i reserve the right to deny services for anyone whose brain stinks excessively. some of y'all are nasty.

okay peace out, hmu, like and subscribe 

- Quentin Quire 

ALSO if you're that little raccoon twerp who keeps popping up on the network to talk shit about how much you hate telepaths, DNI

Comments

[querulus]

you're on the references list too.

also my pancakes are amazing

[laserguy]

[He's spending some time reading some of the reactions to Quentin and wow.]

are you sure you want me on your reference list

i didn't get breakfast this morning

[querulus]

[Scott no ignore those!!]

see, i appreciate a go-getter attitude. you show initiative. i value that in a colleague.

you get pancakes but nobody else.

[laserguy]

[You know what, throw him a bone, he'll do so back--]

okay you're back to being my favorite.

you can add that on your resume "cyclops' favorite"

[querulus]

yeah i mean obviously

you see any of these other losers making you pancakes? hell no.

[laserguy]

no. because they suck.

[He's getting it now.]

[querulus]

yes exactly you understand

especially keller.

[laserguy]

there's a reason why he's rank four.

[querulus]

attaboy

who's two and three?

[laserguy]

sophie and illyana respectively.

but this ranking is subject to change at anytime, it's under the terms and conditions.

[querulus]

eh i would reverse that order but you do you

okay what are the terms and conditions. out of sheer curiosity of course