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[querulus]

what's up girls gays and theys. before we head out on the most epic of fetch quests allow me to remind/inform you that your friendly neighborhood omega level telepath is available as a non-echo/aurora/whomstever the fuck monitored means of communication around these parts. those of you who may know sophie? i'm basically her but better in every way.

now. i know what you're thinking. no seriously i do. "who the hell is this guy and why should i trust him with my precious private brain thoughts? those are for me and my diary ONLY!!" valid question. allow me to supply my resume.
- avenger
- x-men 
- x-force
- last omega level mutant standing in this dump
in summary: big damn hero and op as fuck.

services i can provide:
- telepathic comms (obvi)
- remote monitoring of team member locations and statuses
- scanning for all thinking life-forms within a given radius 
- emergency contact for reinforcements/next of kin

pretty good deal, right? you bet your ass it is. okay okay, but where's the catch? what about rules? caveats? are there rules and are they reasonable? yes and yes.

my rules:
1. nobody whose name starts with "v". i'm biased and no i will not share why.
2. don't send me your spam. this is a professional line NOT a candy gram service.
3. i reserve the right to deny services for anyone whose brain stinks excessively. some of y'all are nasty.

okay peace out, hmu, like and subscribe 

- Quentin Quire 

ALSO if you're that little raccoon twerp who keeps popping up on the network to talk shit about how much you hate telepaths, DNI

Comments

[querulus]

you're trying to insult me but the thing is i have carefully curated my aesthetic and vibe, and i know both are immaculate

[taxevasion]

Did you make that carefully curated vibe as a shield to defend yourself from critique?

[querulus]

dude have you ever met superheroes? branding is very important. having an iconic look is basically your resume.

[taxevasion]

Of course I've met superheroes! I work with them all the time!

[querulus]

"work with" so you aren't one.

lemme guess, no powers?

[taxevasion]

You don't have to have powers to be a superhero!

[querulus]

that's true. but nobody with any decent powers says they "work with" superheroes.

then again your codename is presumably vigilante so you're obviously street level at best.

[taxevasion]

That's because I'm not a superhero. Like you said, you have rules you have to follow. I don't. Street level means I can handle situations with a personal touch.

[querulus]

"personal touch" so you punch petty criminals for stealing ladies's purses while the big boys are out fighting gods or some fucko trying to turn gravity inside out or whatever.

and newsflash buddy you do have one rule, and it's called "don't do anything bad enough to piss off the heavy hitters".

[taxevasion]

Yeah, well, I helped save the world from an alien invasion because the "big boys" were busy shoving their thumbs up their asses and spinning on them, so I can swing both ways.

I'm not going to stop doing what's right just because it'll piss off the "heavy hitters."