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[Someone may have just realised there's gonna be an awful lot of roughing it involved for the next few weeks...]

CAMP!?

R U FUCKIN SRS!!!!!!!!!!!

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i have never camped a day in my fuckin afterlife, OR life!

... what the fuck do you even do?!
what do you need!???
this is sum BULLSHIT
i never signed up for fuckin
CAMPIN

[He is a softboy who has no idea what do, and apparently only has 4 days to learn? pls send help, or a shopping list.]

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in fact i very much did call it
sum bullshit
because that is 10000010% what it fuckin is

this ain't the kinda bone i like being thrown

so how much experience you got with this kinda shit anyway?

and still closer than camping

well one could say I was trained for it

either way
this is so not the kinda tent pitchin i prefer

what're you military or somethin?

how do you know you'll hate it if you've never tried before though?

or something

because i have literally zero interest in the
'great outdoors'

ahh
private military

so what you're sayin is
you're a guy to know for this mission huh?

oh
I think you're supposed to be able to find some kind of cover in the labyrinth though

maybe you could just hole up in a shack for the majority of the mission before leaving
they didn't exactly say you couldn't do that as long as teamwork is involved

nah people with PMCs get paid
I'm broke as shit

that's the long and short of it though, yeah
I could probably help you through some basics with shelter, food, and water

why does everyone just keep suggestin
that i just fuckin hide?
i have never hidden a day in my fuckin life
living or dead

that's a shame
i used to make killer money
but i don't think that matters anymore
all things considered

yeah???

cause that's literally the only way to not be 'outdoors'
guarantee a lot of sweat and dirt stuck to you otherwise
and no showers

what did you do for money?

do they have any of that survival stuff on TV where you're from?

( just assumes they have tv everywhere. probably. )

....
NO SHOWERS!?
UUUUUGGGH THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE
[He hadn't thought about that at all. He is probably the vainest thing on this island, he is sooooo fucked. He really hates this, but he's not gonna let this Echo motherfucker do him in.

Not if he can help it.]

i'm a famous porn star
so ya we had TV
but no one gives a fuck about 'survival shows' where i'm fuckin from
it's all like
reality tv bullshit, talk and game shows, and well... porn. obvs.

this might date me but
you don't have to have to have tv to be a porn star

some of the reality tv stuff is arguably in the survival genre...

okay so we're starting from scratch then

you'll need to bring some sort of pack to carry with you (backpack or duffle) and you'll have to bring that everywhere which is where it's the most different from camping, cause camping means you can leave stuff behind. since it's a maze you gotta get through, that's not really an option, right?

anyway, everything you bring with you should be to help you survive. things that don't contribute to that should be left behind, since you have to bring everything with you, and that just adds more weight and more weight means more sweat, etc.

following so far?

[Bucky, Bucky. Angel was born 5 years before you.]
course you don't
that's how fuckin Valentino found me in the first fuckin place
doin live shows

i guess? but people ain't into that specific kinda shit where i'm from
probably because all we do is fucking survive all the fuckin time

ya cause again
i never had ANY desire

i guess so? again, zero frame of reference
so like
what SHOULD you be bringing then?
like if you had to make a list of like
idk
only the essentials
what would it be????

( he's not wrong though!!!! )

your manager?

> probably because all we do is fucking survive all the fuckin time
arguably what everyone is doing all the time

water, food that stores well, some way to filter more drinking water, clothing that's meant only for skin cover or warmth because you don't always know the temperature and sun conditions, all purpose tools like a hammer or good knife, basic medical supplies

just to start with

Edited 2024-05-02 01:12 (UTC)

[He's not! But they can be old men together, because they're literally from the same era AND neighbourhood.
They can hand out Werther's to all the youngins.]

somethin like that

okay thats FAIR
but it's a little different where i come from

[It takes a while for him to respond back cause he may or may not actually be making a list for all this crap.]

what do you mean filter more drinking water like
is that a device or some shit?

Edited 2024-05-02 01:26 (UTC)

( oh so there's finally someone else that knows that times square was a bunch of peep shows before the 70s. good. )

how is it different?

well you can always use a strainer of some sort to remove grit. some people use dense material that's still porous. even after getting the grit out, you might have to boil it to make it safe to drink if it's sitting water, though.

[Yes and no~ technically when they were most popular he was already dead, having died in the 40's after all, but there were all sorts of fun sinners from the era so he knows.]

well for starters we literally had 'cleansings' to deal with
and i don't think i need to explain that one to you

so what you have to bring pans and stuff too?
how are you supposed to carry all this stuff?
i mean i know you said backpack which
idek if they have that kinda shit in my 'size' at Roxx
but like it just seems endless
what you have to bring to this shit

( welp. back to being a lonely old fart that knows too many things he can't talk about. )

...why do you have 'cleansings'?

what size are you? there could be someone around here who'd be able to make one for you

and generally it is, so it's about packing things with the intention of using for them for multiple purposes and understanding where the benefits are with certain items over others

[Again, they could actually relate a lot more than most of the people you meet. Since he's 115 and all.]

cause the dickwads 'upstairs'
decided there were too many of us
so came up with extermination
as a way to even it out

fuuuuuuck
this all sounds so complicated

even if i did find someone to make a backpack for four fucking arms
how are you supposed to pack all this shit in it!?

( but can he dance? )

why's this sound like some nine levels of hell bullshit...

it's not that bad once you get the main idea

think of it like
packing tetris?

if the main issue is that you have four arms, it probably wouldn't be so difficult to modify something that already exists to be usable, actually

[It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing baby.]

seven, technically

i guess?
i mean it doesn't FEEL easier
but at least it makes KINDA more sense

i just usually get clothing made for me
i've never had to like
customise anything

[There may have been more hand holding in his life than he realised... Brutal.]

( hell yeah. alright, you're cool in his book. )

seven
seriously??

once you understand the highest priorities, it's a little easier to lean into the instinct
though having the means is still the biggest crutch

if it's just something simple, I could probably do it for you
patching up my worn clothes wasn't exactly uncommon when I was younger

[He got your back Barnes~]

ya
though there's a whole lotta multiverse shit happenin
i guess from what people be sayin
so i dunno how many there are where you're from

... really?

well I'd assume nine...
but honestly, I've no clue if there really is a heaven or hell either, for my universe

so who exactly are the dickwads upstairs making things awful?

yeah
is that weird?

there was a period of severe economic turmoil on my world
since I grew up during that time, I ended up needing to pick up a lot of different skills to help make ends meet

to be fair i didn't before i went either
guess i found out

Heaven, it's been a whole thing where i'm from lately.
and i'm way more involved then i wanted to be
or at least was

people don't really just do things where i'm from like that
without getting something in return or whatever
i ain't got shit to share in return
unless you want like a home cooked meal or some shit
before ya gotta live on granola bars

( 'went'. 'heaven'. what?? )

sorry, maybe I'm getting confused because things are more different between our worlds than I realized

but are you saying that you literally have been in hell and that heaven is actively trying to kill swathes of people because...it's crowded???

I mean
if you're from hell, that would...explain why people don't do that

I wouldn't mind a home cooked meal, if you're offering though
I usually cook for myself, so I'd be interested in trying someone else's food for once

ya no
that's pretty much it
which is why i gotta do good at this stupid challenge
my world is already pretty fucked
i don't got a lot goin for it already

yeah
tho
not everyone is like that

alright cool
i'll get some shit together and like
maybe you can teach me a thing or two
and i'll make ya something good

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