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[badlydisarmed]

I have one question and one important announcement.

The question:

Do you pull the lever?

As for the announcement, the hospital now has a wing to treat magical maladies. Witch doctors and the like are welcome to come check it out. People with magical maladies also welcome to come get treated, I don't know how any of this shit works.

Comments

[kryptonix]

People get weird names.

[badlydisarmed]

What's yours?

[kryptonix]

Superman.

[badlydisarmed]

You don't get to complain about other people's names then.

[kryptonix]

It's a superhero name. It's supposed to be like that.

[badlydisarmed]

Yes, yes, I did do the last mission, but still, you can't give out that name and then complain about Joss Sweden.

[kryptonix]

Sure I can. Complaining's free. So is judging.

[badlydisarmed]

Isn't Superman the nerdy one that loves everyone? Did you evolve?

[kryptonix]

That's the original. I'm his clone.

[badlydisarmed]

I have follow-up questions.

[kryptonix]

You can have two.

[badlydisarmed]

1. Did you have a supervillain era?

2. Do you miss it?

[kryptonix]

1. No.

2. No.

[badlydisarmed]

Impressive. If I were a clone I would definitely be evil for a while.

Hell, I'd be evil if I were a twin.

[kryptonix]

It's been known to happen.

I just don't have any interest in it.

[badlydisarmed]

What do you have an interest in?

[kryptonix]

My mission. There's a warlord I need to kill.

[badlydisarmed]

For something specific or just for being a warlord?

[kryptonix]

He destroyed my timeline.

But on principle, I think warlords should be destroyed.

[badlydisarmed]

You know what? I agree, warlords should be destroyed, even more so the timeline-destroying ones.

[kryptonix]

It's a hard one to disagree with.

[badlydisarmed]

Happy hunting. Sorry about your timeline and to a lesser extent, about the weird interactions you'll likely have with other Supermen.

[kryptonix]

They're all the same everywhere, except for me.

I'll be fine.

[badlydisarmed]

I don't see how that could be true, but that must be my inferior human biology.

[kryptonix]

Being human does seem to suck. A lot.

But what I mean they're all the same in personality. They seem more like clones than me.