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[Approximately 22 hours after arriving in Pollux, any mission-going Etrayans gets notified of a new post on their internal network with an unfamiliar username. The post loads, refreshes itself randomly, and even displays strange screen effects sometimes when loading in.
there we go.
2o echo fiinally deciided two take piity on u2?
ble22 u2 wiith a round of 2aviior2?
or maybe a round of chucklefuck2.
about tiime eiither way, iit'2 been gettiing really me22y in here.
mo2tly becau2e of the corp2e2 and undead lmao.
anyway welcome two the 2hiit2how fellow clown2.
make 2ure two giive your no2e a 2queeze before enteriing.
that 2aiid ii’m puttiing my neck on the liine here by even po2tiing thii2 2o
let2 get 2eriiou2.
what’2 your plan, and how can "the re2ii2tance" help?
te2t te2t
there we go.
2o echo fiinally deciided two take piity on u2?
ble22 u2 wiith a round of 2aviior2?
or maybe a round of chucklefuck2.
about tiime eiither way, iit'2 been gettiing really me22y in here.
mo2tly becau2e of the corp2e2 and undead lmao.
anyway welcome two the 2hiit2how fellow clown2.
make 2ure two giive your no2e a 2queeze before enteriing.
that 2aiid ii’m puttiing my neck on the liine here by even po2tiing thii2 2o
let2 get 2eriiou2.
what’2 your plan, and how can "the re2ii2tance" help?
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[He is letting out a biiiig tired sigh.]
Hm. [Yeah, he is in thorough agreement, thank fuck they're never seeing these people again, because the gratitude feels awkward. They haven't even done anything yet, they've only showed up.
......... He supposes this conversation is showing one easy win they can do to deserve that gratitude, though.]
We can get some food to you, that should be easy enough. Where are you?
[And if it's a trap then whatever, he gets to beat someone up.]
I don't know if it'll do that. Aurora didn't mention anything about resurrecting corpses. Echo usually does that, right? It isn't the purview of the AI.
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ah ah.
not telliing you where ii am.
iif you’re goiing two get me food, ii’ll tell you where you can drop iit off and ii’ll pick iit up later after you leave.
you’re 2ure about that? that no aii can do iit?
iif only echo can do iit then that mean2 he can’t come in here for whatever rea2on riight now, doe2n’t it?
pretty 2ure he wouldn’t want a 2tack of dead bodiie2 ju2t hangiing around, not doiing mii22iion2.
are bubble ciitiie2 actually out2iide hii2 iinfluence?
ii ju2t thought he thought he wa2 two 2elf-iimportant to handle thii2 hiim2elf 2o he 2ent iin the drone2.
ah ah.
not telliing you where ii am.
iif you’re goiing two get me food, ii’ll tell you where you can drop iit off and ii’ll pick iit up later after you leave.
you’re 2ure about that? that no aii can do iit?
iif only echo can do iit
then that mean2 he can’t come in here for whatever rea2on riight now, doe2n’t it?
pretty 2ure he wouldn’t want a 2tack of dead bodiie2 ju2t hangiing around, not doiing mii22iion2.
are bubble ciitiie2 actually out2iide hii2 iinfluence?
ii ju2t thought he thought he wa2 two 2elf-iimportant to handle thii2 hiim2elf 2o he 2ent iin the drone2.
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[Fair warning!]
As far as I know that's how it works. The AI are meant to be caretakers for us since Echo is busy trying to hold universes together, so they handle shit like making sure the bubble cities are livable. Echo handles the big picture stuff, creating the missions and resurrecting us when we die. Aurora told me they lose something whenever someone is brought back, so I don't think that's getting delegated to the AI.
I have no idea why Echo isn't bringing anyone here back. You're right, they brought you all here, so they should have some level of investment in making sure you do their missions.
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you thiink you can beat the 2hiit out of me?
that’2 riich.
iit’2 not an ambu2h though ii’m actually 2tarviing.
ii’ve got liike 4 more can2 of 2paghettiio2 left.
“makiing 2ure the bubble ciitiie2 are liivable”
what a load of 2hiit.
we are liike plant2 he forget2 two water.
when you iin2tall the new aii iit 2hould iimmediiately be liike red alert red alert we got problem2 here iin hou2ton, and tell echo two 2tart briingiing people back two liife.
and iif that doe2n’t happen.
then that mean2 we’re dealiing with a biig chee2e.
you thiink you can beat the 2hiit out of me?
that’2 riich.
iit’2 not an ambu2h though ii’m actually 2tarviing.
ii’ve got liike 4 more can2 of 2paghettiio2 left.
“makiing 2ure the bubble ciitiie2 are liivable”
what a load of 2hiit.
we are liike plant2 he forget2 two water.
when you iin2tall the new aii iit 2hould iimmediiately be liike red alert red alert we got problem2 here iin hou2ton, and tell echo two 2tart briingiing people back two liife.
and iif that doe2n’t happen.
then that mean2 we’re dealiing with a biig chee2e.
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I'll see what I can scavenge, but what about the rest of this resistance? Aren't you all working together?
I'm not going to argue with you on that one, we had a previous mission rescuing some Polluxians from fairies because Castor fucking forgot about them. In general, Aurora's siblings seem to have responsibility issues.
Ugh, what a fucking pain. Someone should come up with a plan in case that happens.
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oo watch out we got a tough guy here.
the re2t of the re2ii2tance ii2 a jerkoff wiizard bu2y reciitiing one-liiner2 two hiim2elf, a normiie human doctor, 2ome giirl who 2howed up liiterally riight a2 thiing2 went down, and grace. needle22 two 2ay, ii’m not workiing agaiin2t them. but mo2tly not wiith them. except grace ii wiill help out grace iif 2he ever a2k2 for anythiing ii wiill drop everythiing ii am doiing. don’t tell her ii 2aiid that and iif you do ii wiill blow up your communiicator.
oh actually that’2 good two hear 2omeone went and piicked tho2e guy2 up.
ii wa2 liike hello? we are ju2t abandoniing them iin faiiry land? ok lmao.
ii2 thii2 a nebulou2 2omeone or do you have 2omeone iin miind.
oo watch out we got a tough guy here.
the re2t of the re2ii2tance ii2 a jerkoff wiizard bu2y reciitiing one-liiner2 two hiim2elf, a normiie human doctor, 2ome giirl who 2howed up liiterally riight a2 thiing2 went down, and grace. needle22 two 2ay, ii’m not workiing agaiin2t them. but mo2tly not wiith them. except grace ii wiill help out grace iif 2he ever a2k2 for anythiing ii wiill drop everythiing ii am doiing. don’t tell her ii 2aiid that and iif you do ii wiill blow up your communiicator.
oh actually that’2 good two hear 2omeone went and piicked tho2e guy2 up.
ii wa2 liike hello? we are ju2t abandoniing them iin faiiry land? ok lmao.
ii2 thii2 a nebulou2 2omeone or do you have 2omeone iin miind.
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I won't say anything to her, but you should have made that private. There are a hell of a lot of nice Etrayans who are on this mission, so you're probably screwed.
Yeah. The whole thing was fucked up, wasn't it? I don't know how you can just forget about people.
Nebulous, really fucking nebulous. If this person can block out Echo they have to be really powerful, a god or something close. I don't know how many other people here have dealt with that kind of strength before.
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you 2tarted iit.
whatever. ii changed my miind. iit’2 fiine. iin fact ii WANT you two tell her. iin fact maybe ii’ll tell her my2elf.
two be faiir they mii22ed the bu2.
he wa2 liike “ok everyone all aboard” and they ju2t weren’t around.
you 2nooze, you get left behiind iin the faiiry diimen2iion for eterniity.
not the wor2t place you could be.
well you came two the riight place becau2e ii have.
helped kiill a god before ii mean.
ii can’t do iit alone though we would need like a dozen other people at lea2t half a2 bada22 a2 ii am.
of whiich there’2 ba2iically no one who even come2 clo2e here 2o we’re pretty 2crewed.
you 2tarted iit.
whatever. ii changed my miind. iit’2 fiine. iin fact ii WANT you two tell her. iin fact maybe ii’ll tell her my2elf.
two be faiir they mii22ed the bu2.
he wa2 liike “ok everyone all aboard” and they ju2t weren’t around.
you 2nooze, you get left behiind iin the faiiry diimen2iion for eterniity.
not the wor2t place you could be.
well you came two the riight place becau2e ii have.
helped kiill a god before ii mean.
ii can’t do iit alone though we would need like a dozen other people at lea2t half a2 bada22 a2 ii am.
of whiich there’2 ba2iically no one who even come2 clo2e here 2o we’re pretty 2crewed.
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[Which is better than zero?
These odds stink.]
Somehow I can't help being skeptical you'd say anything. Not that I care either way.
It wasn't the worst place to live, but I can't picture being stuck there long term. Their idea of coffee was horse shit.
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oh yeah?
tell me more about your god kiilliing.
the food 2ucked but ii’m u2ed two mo2t human food 2uckiing.
the flavor2 are 2o
miild?
liike where’2 the 2auce.
liiterally.
al2o liike maybe you 2eem kiind of cool 2o maybe ii could meet you iin per2on MAYBE.
you aren’t afraiid of the dark riight.
oh yeah?
tell me more about your god kiilliing.
the food 2ucked but ii’m u2ed two mo2t human food 2uckiing.
the flavor2 are 2o
miild?
liike where’2 the 2auce.
liiterally.
al2o liike maybe you 2eem kiind of cool 2o maybe ii could meet you iin per2on MAYBE.
you aren’t afraiid of the dark riight.
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'Human food'? That mean you aren't human?
I'm not that cool. And I'm not afraid of the dark, what's the got to do with anything?
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how biig wa2 2he?
liike buiildiing 2iized, or normal 2iized.
yeah ii’m a troll.
whiich apparently mean2 2omethiing el2e two human.
the clo2er word two what you would get ii2 aliien.
ii only leave when iit’2 dark out.
ea2iier on the eye2.
how biig wa2 2he?
liike buiildiing 2iized, or normal 2iized.
yeah ii’m a troll.
whiich apparently mean2 2omethiing el2e two human.
the clo2er word two what you would get ii2 aliien.
ii only leave when iit’2 dark out.
ea2iier on the eye2.
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Are you fucking serious? Well, congratulations, you're the first alien I've ever met.
I see. I don't care either way, so night is fine with me.
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liike a thou2and feet or 2omethiing 2tupiid liike that.liike a thou2and feet or 2omethiing 2tupiid liike that.
ii diidn’t have tiime two mea2ure hiim liike hey 2orry 2iir can ii get your mea2urement2 for your ma22iive dumptruck a22.
are YOU fuckiing 2eriiou2?
you’re iin a multiidiimen2iional prii2on wiith people pulled from every corner of realiity iimagiinable.
and you have never met an aliien before?
ii2 your bubble ciity racii2t or 2omethiing.
fiine.
between you and that no2y dr you have ii’ll vii2iit your 2afehou2e.
ii diidn’t have tiime two mea2ure hiim liike hey 2orry 2iir can ii get your mea2urement2 for your ma22iive dumptruck a22.
are YOU fuckiing 2eriiou2?
you’re iin a multiidiimen2iional prii2on wiith people pulled from every corner of realiity iimagiinable.
and you have never met an aliien before?
ii2 your bubble ciity racii2t or 2omethiing.
fiine.
between you and that no2y dr you have ii’ll vii2iit your 2afehou2e.
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[Obviously not, but the mental image is pretty funny to him!]
I think so. I've met demons and shit you'd find in a fantasy manga, but no actual aliens. I don't know what that says about Echo, maybe they have a bias.
Yeah? Good, saves me from having to put more effort into this. I'll have the food ready for you, in case everyone annoys you too much and you don't want to stick around.
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antii-aliien biia2 doe2 explaiin why ii never 2ee any other troll2 around.antii-aliien biia2 doe2 explaiin why ii never 2ee any other troll2 around.
lucky me.
thank2.
ii'm 2ollux, btw.
lucky me.
thank2.
ii'm 2ollux, btw.
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Accelerator. I didn't see any point in using a separate user name.
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what do you mean artiifiiciial e2per2?
ii2 that what you are?
real name2 aren't really iimportant anyway.
you could call me ta iif you don't want two wriite out 2ollux.
what do you mean artiifiiciial e2per2?
ii2 that what you are?
real name2 aren't really iimportant anyway.
you could call me ta iif you don't want two wriite out 2ollux.
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They really aren't.
I'm fine with Sollux, unless you have some big problem with it.
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oh cool.oh cool.
they found a way two giive human2 power2 iin your world?
niice.
on a 2cale of 1-10 how 2trong are you.
becau2e ii'm a 10.
no iit'2 ju2t a liittle criinge two be liike "hii ii'm 2ollux captor of pollux run by ca2tor."
liike ii'm 2ome fuckiing nur2ery rhyme for grub2.
they found a way two giive human2 power2 iin your world?
niice.
on a 2cale of 1-10 how 2trong are you.
becau2e ii'm a 10.
no iit'2 ju2t a liittle criinge two be liike "hii ii'm 2ollux captor of pollux run by ca2tor."
liike ii'm 2ome fuckiing nur2ery rhyme for grub2.
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Maybe Echo has a sense of humour, because that's fucking funny.
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you're the 2tronge2t one?
eheheheheh.
ok 2iick.
let'2 fiight.
after you heroe2 2ave the day that ii2.
iit'll be real quiick ii promii2e and al2o ii promii2e ii won't kiill you eiither.
2hut up.
iit'2 be liike iif you were called eurora atraya except even that doe2n't look a2 2tupiid a2 miine.
my name contiinue2 two be a co2miic joke two me per2onally.
you're the 2tronge2t one?
eheheheheh.
ok 2iick.
let'2 fiight.
after you heroe2 2ave the day that ii2.
iit'll be real quiick ii promii2e and al2o ii promii2e ii won't kiill you eiither.
2hut up.
iit'2 be liike iif you were called eurora atraya except even that doe2n't look a2 2tupiid a2 miine.
my name contiinue2 two be a co2miic joke two me per2onally.
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So I guess
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do you know how many human p2ychiic2 ii actually get two meet? liike none. they're all wiizard2 or u2e magiic.
forgiive me iif ii want two 2ee what you can do.
yeah let me ju2t whiip that one out whenever 2omeone a2k2 me what my name ii2.
the ladiie2 wiill love iit when ii tell them they need a calculator two wriite iit properly.
[ But, admittedly, he does find the joke funny, so that's why he's not making fun of it more. ]
do you know how many human p2ychiic2 ii actually get two meet? liike none. they're all wiizard2 or u2e magiic.
forgiive me iif ii want two 2ee what you can do.
yeah let me ju2t whiip that one out whenever 2omeone a2k2 me what my name ii2.
the ladiie2 wiill love iit when ii tell them they need a calculator two wriite iit properly.
[ But, admittedly, he does find the joke funny, so that's why he's not making fun of it more. ]
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Well, what can you do? You sound like you've got a disdain for magic. Or you're at least tired of it.
Hey, anyone who can't appreciate a good equation isn't worth talking to.
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