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[hexcope]

[So getting used to this new kind of technology was certainly an… experience. He still isn’t really comfortable with the idea of a video recording of himself, and even an instantaneous voice transmission is beyond the level of tech he’s accustomed to so text is the way to go. Unfortunately, he’s using this like some sort of magical LinkedIn, so it’s a very formal letter style he’s got going on.]

Hello,

My name is Jayce Talis. I’ve noticed there’s a few buildings here that seem to be laboratories. If any have availability to lend a room or two, I have research and device development I would like to work on. Ideally if there’s any access to a forge of some sort, that would be preferred, but not required. I have a personal reference if necessary to demonstrate good character.

[He notably does not say anywhere that there will probably be explosions.]

Thank you for your time.

Comments

[zauneyete]

Do I? You accuse me of "pulling" things, when that has never once been my intent. I only look at your words as they appear.

[ BITCHY... ]

If you must know, I am trying to ensure that your pursuit does not leave behind those who could use it as well. Your type are quick to exclude, if it is not written in stone.

[ jinx. he means jinx. ]

[hexcope]

Are you asking for me to find a lab space for myself... and Jinx?

[zauneyete]

Oh, only temporarily.

[ Just long enough for them to put something together for themselves, yeesh ]

[hexcope]

[My Longest Yeah Boy LOUD SIGH Ever]

I'm not working in the same space as her.

[But if she doesn't have a place to work, she might just burn down a random building.]

But there's abandoned lab spaces, like I mentioned, that could be of use.

[zauneyete]

And why not? Do you think she is incapable? Not good enough to work with the lot of you?

[ He knows there are several more logical reasons but :) ]

[hexcope]

[He's losing his patience.]

She broke in to my lab, stole my research, and a gemstone. Playing stupid isn't a good look for you.

[zauneyete]

[ :) like shooting fish in a — ]

I thought we were supposed to be working together? For our futures.

[ y'alls future... lbr ]

But, I suppose, if you're not willing to work together, I'll tell Jinx precisely that. That I attempted to do so, and was refuted by you lot. I'll remember that when we have something of use, later.

[hexcope]

I didn't say I wouldn't look for a lab space for her. Only that it wouldn't be the same one I'll be using.

[zauneyete]

And here I thought you would need a lab partner.

Do let me know if you find something appropriate. I'd like to inspect it first.

[ does he know anything about science? No ]

[hexcope]

I'm not a stranger to working alone.

[Just because someone develops a co-dependence on their lab partner...]

Shouldn't she be the one inspecting it?

[zauneyete]

Color me surprised.

[ arcane characters: co-dependency is the only way they know how to live ]

She will. With me.

[hexcope]

[And, after his conversation with Jinx:]

Apparently, she won't.

[zauneyete]

[ SIGHS...

He's so tired. this is what he gets. raising jinx of all people. ]

Far be it from me to tell her to take it anyway.

Lucky you, your job has become easier.

[hexcope]

My job is none of your concern.

[zauneyete]

[ this is funnier in retrospect. ]

I thought we were cooperating? Isn't all of our work of concern to one another?

[hexcope]

[oops]

I know you know the difference between benevolent co-existence and malicious needling.

[zauneyete]

I'll let you in on a secret about we Zaunites, councilor.

They are one and the same.

[hexcope]

So this qualifies as us "getting along?" Treating me like an employee?

[zauneyete]

Oh no, if you were an employee there would be no negotiating. I would expect it done.

This is me treating you like an equal. Don't like it?

[hexcope]

Could work on your people skills if this is how you talk to equals.

[zauneyete]

I could. But then I'd be palatable for you lot. This is the language that works in the undercity.

[hexcope]

And how's it working out for you here? Making oodles of new friends?

[zauneyete]

Do I seem the type that has friends, Talis?

[hexcope]

"I have employees, accomplices, sycophants, and enemies, Councilor. A friend is a waste of my precious time."

How was my Silco impression?

[zauneyete]

You even understand my social calendar. See? I can hardly find the time.