un: Bachelor | text

[thantagonist]

Attention Fellow People of Etraya,

I am Doctor Daniil Dankovsky, Bachelor of Medicine. As I understand it, few of you have seen a doctor lately. That simply won’t do! Please, don’t wait to get sick to establish care. I am situated in the hospital, ready to take consent forms and make updated medical histories. At least a few of you have unaddressed concerns, I just know it. The average person comes to see the doctor when it’s too late! Though we cannot die here, there is no reason to suffer unduly.

And if you are otherwise healthy, perhaps think of it as helping me out. In the event of an outbreak, it is far more helpful to have complete clinical pictures of the inhabitants. Especially, as I understand it, there are many biological differences in this population.

Please come visit me during my clinic hours, every day from 10am to 6pm.


[What Daniil really wants is to meet more of the unusual inhabitants of Etraya more quickly as well as conduct casual interviews of the sort of people who are slated to save the universe. But he can’t just say that completely outright.]

Comments

[newsbeat]

I don't get sick, ever. I can't, really.

[Minus his rock allergy.]

Also, you wouldn't be able to do that.

[thantagonist]

What, you don’t have blood?

[newsbeat]

I have blood. But your needle would break.

[thantagonist]

Your skin breaks needles. Forgive me if I feel as though I need to see it to believe it.

So what, you’ve never bled before from your impenetrable skin?

[newsbeat]

You're gonna have to talk my word for it. Or not, it's up to you.

It takes a lot more than any normal person is capable of making happen.

[thantagonist]

Ah yes, the foundation of all excellent science. “Take my word for it.”

Very well. So why are so impervious?

[newsbeat]

Like I said, you don't have to. But I don't feel the need to prove anything.

Because I'm not human.

[thantagonist]

Doctor Romano said you wear tights. He should have led that that instead, I think. So what are you, some manner of god? It would explain the disdain for providing proof for your claims.

[newsbeat]

Really? That's your takeaway?
I don't think we have anything to talk about.

text. un: superboy

[solarson]

what's wrong with wearing tights?

[thantagonist]

Nothing. It was just mentioned to me. I don’t care if someone wears tights. The flying and impervious to needles part is far more interesting.

Superboy. Are you this man’s son? Protege? Just the same species? Clearly a tights wearer.

[solarson]

he's my dad 👍

[thantagonist]

Interesting. How old are you? Will your father take issue with you talking to me?

[The last thing he needs is an impervious God man coming to cave his ribcage in.]

[solarson]

i'm eleven and as long as you're not being rude i don't see why he would.

[thantagonist]

I wasn’t even trying to be rude to your father! One moment he was thanking me for my service, the next he’s repulsed by the very idea! Drawing blood is an utterly normal activity.

Unless maybe it’s culturally offensive? Does that offend you?

If the answer is yes, don’t even reply. I don’t need you flying back to him telling him the scary doctor is trying to bleed you. I’ve had enough for one day without offending gods in tights.

[solarson]

( what the heck? )

if you want to help people here, maybe you shouldn't be so pushy? lots of stuff has happened in this place and not everyone is so trusting of others right off the bat. i'm not talking about my dad, i just mean in general.

[thantagonist]

Plenty of people have opinions about my personality. If I listened to all of them, thousands more would be dead. I rarely have the luxury of time to gain trust.

[solarson]

well time works differently here so you should be able to. you can even make friends, too. 🙂

[thantagonist]

What do you mean time works differently here?

[solarson]

sometimes people come and go from here and when they leave here, they go back right to where they left off regardless of how long they've been here.

text « un: robin

[brat]

You will leave Superman and Superboy out of any medical exams you wish to complete.

They do not need an untrustworthy thanatologist.

[thantagonist]

I have no interest in forcing anyone into an exam. And I’m not a pediatrician. I feel like I’m going to regret asking who you are.

[brat]

Someone more qualified than you are.

text. un: superboy

[solarson]

where'd you come from?

[brat]

I'm always watching.