un: Bachelor | text

[thantagonist]

Attention Fellow People of Etraya,

I am Doctor Daniil Dankovsky, Bachelor of Medicine. As I understand it, few of you have seen a doctor lately. That simply won’t do! Please, don’t wait to get sick to establish care. I am situated in the hospital, ready to take consent forms and make updated medical histories. At least a few of you have unaddressed concerns, I just know it. The average person comes to see the doctor when it’s too late! Though we cannot die here, there is no reason to suffer unduly.

And if you are otherwise healthy, perhaps think of it as helping me out. In the event of an outbreak, it is far more helpful to have complete clinical pictures of the inhabitants. Especially, as I understand it, there are many biological differences in this population.

Please come visit me during my clinic hours, every day from 10am to 6pm.


[What Daniil really wants is to meet more of the unusual inhabitants of Etraya more quickly as well as conduct casual interviews of the sort of people who are slated to save the universe. But he can’t just say that completely outright.]

Comments

un: godot

[beenwaitinglong]

So you're not a doctor, then?

[thantagonist]

[Right. Someone already gave him shit for this.]

I am a doctor. An excellent doctor. A Bachelor of Medicine is five years of intensive study and work in hospitals. I have spent the last three years in my own laboratory granted to me by the Academy.

UN: definecat | Text

[definecat]

I have no need of medical assistance, however I am capable of creating various compounds through a unique chemokinesis ability.

[thantagonist]

An “ability”, you say? I prefer to compound medicines in sterile lab equipment with my own precise measurements, thank you very much.

un: emet-selch | text;

[untsundered]

Do you truly believe the masses in such dire need of medical observation? Or is there something more to all this? I admit it makes for a clever ruse, should that prove the case, Doctor.

[thantagonist]

I spoke with the only other doctor here. Apparently, he only treats a handful of people occasionally. I spoke to a man who has left his leg untreated for who-knows-how-long. How can I know the answer to whether or not it is necessary without investigation?

[Don’t you sniff him out! He may be a doctor, but he really identifies more as a researcher!]

text, un: superman2

[newsbeat]

It's nice to have more healthcare professionals. Thanks for bringing this to everyone's attention, Doctor.

[thantagonist]

My pleasure. But I won’t let you skip by with graciousness and compliments alone. Do visit… “Superman 2”?

un: Accelerator; text

[levelshift]

What's your specialization?

[thantagonist]

Thanatology, though I’ve had quite the crash course in epidemiology as well lately. But don’t let the name fool you, I’m only interested in prolonging life.

text | un: shimizu

[fend]

Consent forms and histories...

So you're signing up for paperwork?

[ Is that right? ]

[thantagonist]

Good afternoon, Hinako. That I am, at least until I get a couple assistants. Though aside from some key details for patient histories, I mainly don’t have the need to write anything down.

[For better or worse, this is true. It’s a real steel trap up there.]

un: credfield

[letmelive]

I'm guessing you're gonna want me to come in to follow up on the cut on my back?

[thantagonist]

If I could have a single compliant patient today, I would be incredibly grateful. Please, come in. I’ll make sure reception has fresh tea. Or would you prefer a hot chocolate?

text; un: romano

[badlydisarmed]

Are you regretting this yet?

[thantagonist]

Why should I? It’s indistinguishable from regular hospital work. Besides, no one is actively protesting my work with a sign yet, which is a positive.

text; un: valentine

[loveandsin]

An outbreak? Do you think something like that could occur?

[thantagonist]

Is there some reason to believe it couldn’t? Over a hundred people here, all from vastly different places, and we travel for missions as I understand it? There’s bacteria and fungus in the soil, parasites in animals and fish. Have you been inoculated in your time here, or are you one of the super people who don’t require any medical oversight?

People and things are brought in seemingly by accident. If there has never been an outbreak here before, it sounds like pure luck.

un: jaycetalis | text

[hexcope]

So I'm going to need to start carrying around TWO apples instead of just one.

un:Dankovsky (he changed it since creating this post.)

[thantagonist]

To keep me away, then? No worries, engineer. I’m a bit too busy to stalk any more recalcitrant patients today.

How is your leg? Have you made a decision?

un: deku

[wannasmash]

i was so occupied with arriving here that i completely forgot! thank you for all your hard work, doctor.

[ Especially considering the above comments about travelers from many different places and inoculation... ]

there's no precedent where i come from for this kind of inter-dimensional travel. i should definitely come in for a check-up.

[thantagonist]

Please do. I can start your paperwork here if you don‘t mind the public nature of it. Otherwise, I will be in the clinic all day. I have met so many people, I am unsure if we have met in passing. What is your name?

closed to Tristan. CW: addiction, suicidal thoughts

[thantagonist]

[It is ungodly late at night when Daniil starts pinging Tristan. He’s feeling desperate, hasn’t slept in days. He doesn’t even really realize what time it is when he contacts them.]

You said you could help me whenever.

Are you there?

Tristan?

[numinousname]

[good thing elves don't sleep! the ping is an easy prod out of meditation.]

Hello Daniil.
Yes, I can help whenever you require.
Are you in trouble?

Text | un: Wolfman

[will_chase_balls]

This seems like a good idea, I'll definitely stop by! Especially since while I look human, I'm actually a wolf shifter.

Also I get fleas sometimes.

[thantagonist]

[Daniil sees the name, then reads the text. Werewolves now?]

Are we going to need a decontamination tent? I do not want fleas in my clothes.

Do you have fleas right now? It’s important that you tell me the truth.

I also need to know if your primary diet is humans.

text; un: dander

[halfshit]

Alright, don't take this the wrong way but do you do anything for concussions?

[She's been hit really hard in the head multiple times recently. Maybe it might not be the worst idea ever in the world to see a doctor. Just in case.]

[thantagonist]

Depends. Do you have any symptoms? And how did these concussions occur?