un: Dankovsky | video

[thantagonist]

[Daniil posts live from a café near the museum. He has no patience for typing responses, and his own visage should explain why. His nose has recently been broken and reset. He looks exhausted and irritated, but he has a duty.]

I need a couple people to come down to the café near that absurd museum with the sewn up fruit exhibits. Bring a stretcher, we have a patient who could use some more urgent treatment.

[From somewhere offscreen, a voice that is distinctly not Daniil’s states:] This Etrayan shot me in an attempt to get information I did not possess. I would appreciate his removal from my presence.

Now- That’s not true at all. That is not the reason you were stopped. [Daniil now regrets making a video, but what’s done is done. ]

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text | un: GETxWHIPT1476

[fitshaced]

smooth one, genius

you know you're supposed to shoot the people trying to kill you, right???

un: Dankovsky | text

[thantagonist]

I am a genius. Thank you for noticing.

So what have you done lately to further the mission?

[fitshaced]

oh, dick measuring contest is it?

let's see, i've been taking out enforcers and helping maya put souls to rest so there are fewer zombies running around so people have safe passage to and from wherever they need to go whether that's getting supplies, saving people holed up around the city, or getting to work on installing that new ai.

and what about you? other than this dazzling display of incompetence, what have you been up to?

[thantagonist]

No. Go measure your prick on your own time, I’m not interested. If you aren’t aware of my deeds, you aren’t aware enough of the good I do every day here. Go ask around, I already have my hands full here.

[fitshaced]

that's a lot of words to say "nothing"

[thantagonist]

Why don’t you come down to the morgue? I’ll introduce you to all the nothing I’ve been up to, then? I can’t even hear you, but I can tell you’re a loudmouthed prick.

[fitshaced]

and you're a miserable prick that only a corpse could possibly tolerate. we all have our flaws, danny.

but what is possibly so valuable to about poking around dead bodies given what we are trying to accomplish here? genuine question.

[thantagonist]

Oh, of course. Nothing valuable has ever been learned from an autopsy. My apologies. What is your profession?

And don’t call me that. It’s Doctor Dankovsky to you.

[fitshaced]

didn't say that. just said i don't see how it connects, danny boy.

[Nor does he see how his profession is particularly relevant. Ergo, he's not answering the question.]

[thantagonist]

Of course you wouldn’t see how it connects, you are a moron. I know that’s not the first time anyone has told you that, it would statistically impossible.

Don’t you have a job oh-so-more important than mine to do or something? Get lost.

[fitshaced]

is that meant to hurt my feelings? you're going to have to do better than that. i've heard significantly worse than that from my friends let alone people who don't like me.

also not for nothing, but a mark of a truly intelligent man is one who can explain concepts to others with less experience or knowledge. those who are unable to articulate anything tend to be the morons who only know how to repeat back what they've memorized or assumed without any real understanding of the concepts they claim to know.

so, good to know which type of learned man you are, doctor danny, with all this evasion of an answer. unless you'd like another crack at proving me wrong?

[thantagonist]

”My friends speak worse about me than a man whom I have not met who hates me” is not the comeback you think it is.

[Daniil is legitimately so angry because he has said similar nearly verbatim to someone else before.]

You weren’t asking me to explain a difficult concept. I would have been happy to. You decided to open this conversation with an insult, and then invoke the length of my penis, which is frankly none of your business. Piss off.

[fitshaced]

it is. but as someone without friends, i wouldn't really expect you to understand that it's pretty normal for friends to give you shit.

i'll grant you that i opened with an insult, but you were the one immediately on the defensive about it and needing to interrogate me about what i've been doing.

so, i asked you three times now to explain what you fucking around with corpses has to do with what we were sent here to do. i even indicated it to be a genuine question the first time around, too. and yet, you haven't been able to give me an answer. you're too busy trying to insult my intelligence repeatedly because you're apparently too fragile to hand someone challenging you at all.

XxBlackKnightxX

[pullit]

ladies, ladies, your both pretty

[thantagonist]

It’s ”you’re”.

[pullit]

oh its you're???

[thantagonist]

Of course Etraya’s illiterati would be gathering like trash in the gutter.

Is that fool a friend of yours? Why are you speaking to me?

[pullit]

my familys running the basecamp you're keepin your morgue in, Poindexter, how bout you lower that nose and chill the fuck out?

Don't we all got better things to do than pick stupid fights?

[thantagonist]

I see how it is. Your family runs this place, so I have to just put up with the sexual harassment?

No thank you, I will find somewhere else to stay.

text « un: robin

[brat]

You should learn not to run your mouth, plebeian.

[fitshaced]

aw, shucks, nero. now you've gone and made me blush.

[pullit]

what has nobody told you so lately? Unbelevable...

[fitshaced]

right? it's a tragedy after all that effort into doing something different with my hair!

at least real gentlemen like you still exist unlike dickhead danny over there.

[thantagonist]

Ah. I find you both equally nauseating. Go take turns kicking each other in the face or however you occupy your leisure time and leave me be.

[fitshaced]

this is funnier though